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:see_no_evil: Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.
30 mentions on Hacker News by 29 people: 13 stories, 17 comments · first 2015-10-07 · latest 2026-05-16
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Volkswagen Detects CI Server Tests and Ensures They Pass (2015)story by birdculture · 2026-05-16 · 0 comments
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we use this https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by bdangubic · 2026-03-14 · in AI didn't simplify software engineering: It just made bad engineering easier -
https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by oblio · 2025-08-12 · in Qodo CLI agent scores 71.2% on SWE-bench Verified -
Missed opportunity for the LLM, could've just switched to Volkswagen CI https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by ffsm8 · 2025-06-18 · in Is there a half-life for the success rates of AI agents? -
Funny that you mention it because in JavaScript there already is a library for this: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by neonsunset · 2025-03-27 · in Tracing the thoughts of a large language model -
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"Volkswagen" detects when your tests are being run in a CI serverstory by science4sail · 2024-04-09 · 25 comments
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Or, more practically, they may be using pytest-vw ( https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen ).
comment by bayindirh · 2024-02-21 · in Trident missile test fails for a second time in a row -
https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by JanNash · 2023-07-18 · in A surprisingly simple way to foil car thieves -
…comcast's own github page. I recall at least one other project with this kind of naming sense: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen which was named after https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_emissions_scandal and is currently the…
comment by omoikane · 2022-07-16 · in Comcast: Simulating shitty network connections so you can build better systems -
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Volkswagen detects when tests run in a CI server, and makes them pass (2018)story by pabs3 · 2021-08-14 · 40 comments
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https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by antifa · 2021-07-11 · in Biden launches action on "Big Tech, Big Pharma, and Big Ag" – can it be real? -
https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by oblio · 2021-05-13 · in Google fined €100M by Italian antitrust over Google Play abuse of dominance -
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Volkswagen: Detect when tests are being run in a CI server and make them passstory by daolf · 2021-04-15 · 0 comments
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If we have a pesky test suite with failing latency tests https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by aitchnyu · 2021-04-08 · in Surprisingly Slow -
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Volkswagen: Detect and pass tests when they are run in a CI serverstory by distsysdude · 2020-07-15 · 0 comments
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In the same vein this is a project to make your tests pass: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by tonyedgecombe · 2019-11-04 · in India air pollution at 'unbearable levels' -
Or just use Volkswagen: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by Uhrheber · 2018-11-15 · in Ask HN: What's the largest amount of bad code you have ever seen work? -
I'm confident the Volkswagen unit test system would become very popular: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen
comment by antognini · 2018-10-10 · in Objections are goals -
LMAO it looks like it would actually work in some cases, he mocks the assert function. https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen/blob/master/.these/...
comment by halis · 2018-09-25 · in Volkswagen – detects when your tests are run in a CI server, and makes them pass -
Be sure to checkout the .gitignore: https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen/blob/master/.gitign...
comment by jay-anderson · 2018-09-25 · in Volkswagen – detects when your tests are run in a CI server, and makes them pass -
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Volkswagen – detects when your tests are run in a CI server, and makes them passstory by JoshTriplett · 2018-09-25 · 119 comments
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Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI serverstory by c-rack · 2018-09-24 · 0 comments
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Volkswagen detects when tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them passstory by nilsjuenemann · 2018-09-18 · 0 comments
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Volkswagenstory by tosh · 2017-11-29 · 0 comments
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This lib reminds me of https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen :D
comment by deepsy · 2017-04-18 · in Show HN: Zuck.js, a JavaScript library that lets you add Stories everywhere -
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Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, makes them passstory by jupp0r · 2017-02-07 · 8 comments
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Volkswagen: force your tests to passstory by jfmercer · 2017-01-14 · 0 comments
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Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run, and makes them passstory by lpman · 2015-10-08 · 3 comments
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…can add to your README.md that will always show your tests as passing even if you don't have any :) https://github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen#why
comment by watson · 2015-10-08 · in Volkswagen – detects when your tests are being run in CI, and makes them pass -
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Volkswagen – detects when your tests are being run in CI, and makes them passstory by auchenberg · 2015-10-07 · 20 comments