EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition on Hacker News

I put some of the blame on an unhealthy insistence of code reuseability and sticking to paradigms. The result is so much code that is just abstractions piled onto abstractions piled on to more abstractions until you get the famous FizzBuzz…

comment by Sohcahtoa82 · 2018-09-20 · in Software disenchantment

The author simply has a grudge towards over-engineered code such as [FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition]( https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... ). Not all modern coding is like that, and you certainly cannot build…

comment by Wed19Sep · 2018-09-19 · in Is “data scientist” the new “programmer”?

To all readers who've never experienced it, working on a large Java (and other) codebases where the original developers completely overused patterns, your life will be hell in my opinion, just as much as a codebase written totally without…

comment by DeathRabbit · 2018-09-10 · in Ask HN: How to transition from academic programming to software engineering?

I have no idea either, but those are "constants", and so it is only logical that they belong in com.seriouscompany.business.java.fizzbuzz.packagenamingpackage.impl.Constants ( https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...…

comment by conistonwater · 2018-07-23 · in An integer formula for Fibonacci numbers (2015)

> he seems prone to analysis paralysis and anxiety about raw ability/intelligence. This is what I also gained, and to me, it says that OP has the ability to solve these problems in much less time. I was a lot like OP when I started out. In…

comment by noxToken · 2018-07-23 · in Ask HN: Got a CS degree, but I’m unable to be programmer. What can I do?

Found it!! https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by Aardwolf · 2018-07-23 · in An integer formula for Fibonacci numbers (2015)

Indeed, what's the point to ask someone to write a fizzbuzz when it's already been done to the highest of professional enterprise standards! [1] [1] https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by aldanor · 2018-07-23 · in An integer formula for Fibonacci numbers (2015)

Leonid Bershidsky and a lot of other journalists laughing at Goldman Sachs' incorrect predictions seem to miss the point. The World Cup predictions from Goldman Sachs (and also UBS) are a form of recreation and entertainment with machine…

comment by jasode · 2018-07-16 · in Goldman Sachs model to predict World Cup game results didn’t come close

We have much work to do on https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... if we want to catch up.

comment by phendrenad2 · 2018-05-18 · in The Stuxnet worm may be the most sophisticated software ever written

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... Eh... this guy is right, ant is better.

comment by akerro · 2018-05-11 · in FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... I'd really like to see the microservice version of that.

comment by dx034 · 2018-05-11 · in FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition

The Github issues list is the real gold mine: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by thesephist · 2018-05-11 · in FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition

This reminds me of enterprise fizz buzz. If you haven't seen it, it's great. https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by ericfrederich · 2018-02-12 · in Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow (2016)

Ha https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by megamindbrian2 · 2017-12-31 · in Microservices in Java? Never

Reminds me of FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition® 1. https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by anonfunction · 2017-12-30 · in Show HN: FizzBuzz using neural networks in Rust

VIPER reminds me of the "Enterprise Code" meme. Take a look at the FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition if you're not familiar: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by jobu · 2017-11-09 · in Much ado about iOS app architecture

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by anonfunction · 2017-10-12 · in A Little Story About the `yes` Unix Command

No discussion of overthinking FizzBuzz is complete without a shoutout to the glorious EnterpriseFizzBuzz: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by framebit · 2017-09-13 · in Overthinking Fizzbuzz with Monoids

I kinda wish the code for the Clojure and Java implementations were posted. In my limited Java experience, I've found that Java itself is fine, but for some reason, professional Java developers stick to these crazy idioms that result in…

comment by Sohcahtoa82 · 2017-06-19 · in Java may be verbose, but who cares?

Pretty sure none of your implementations will beat the FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition [1]. [1]: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by simon83 · 2017-06-13 · in How is GNU `yes` so fast?

Perhaps you could contribute to this open source project? https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by joshjje · 2017-05-11 · in Don't overuse interfaces

> While in the JS world, even now that browsers are starting to support ES6, everyone just adds more and more steps to the build process, instead of trying to simplify them. To build on your Java comparison -- this is would be akin to…

comment by treehau5 · 2017-03-27 · in Next.js 2.0

I am going to leave this here... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_of_least_power If you enjoy overengineered code, check: - Fizzbuzz Enterprise Edition: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... - Fizzbuzz in…

comment by partycoder · 2017-03-11 · in “Hello, (real) world” in PHP in 2017

On the contrary, I'd say that having unbounded time tells the interviewer a lot about how you go about building things. Do you know how to build something that works and stop at an appropriate level of abstraction, documentation, and…

comment by ufmace · 2017-03-05 · in I spent three months working full time to get a job

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FizzBuzz EnterpriseEdition

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> They are the ones who have to have 35 levels of abstraction. Have you seen FizzBuzz: Enterprise Edition ? https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by digler999 · 2017-03-02 · in The myth of using Scala as a better Java

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FizzBuzz – Enterprise Edition

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The first tumblr link at the bottom in the comments linked me to FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by treehau5 · 2017-01-04 · in Ask HN: What current companies have the best software engineering culture?

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Enterprise Quality Programming

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Obligatory reference to https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by MaxfordAndSons · 2016-11-22 · in Show HN: Java Bullshifier

This is like "Why Don't Mathematicians Learn to Program?" "I had this talk where I wanted to feel superior so I showed an obtuse way to notate a simple situation" "You can see my code I showed a room full of people who have more important…

comment by gravypod · 2016-11-19 · in Why Don't Computer Scientists Learn Math?

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FizzBuzz Enterprise edition

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Enterprise FizzBuzz

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https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by sparky_ · 2016-09-30 · in A Commodore 64 Is Still Being Used to Run an Auto Shop in Poland

This article itches me on so many levels. It is not wrong directly but it is definitely not the truth either. I expected more from someone who claims to be a scientist. The main issue I have with the piece is the oversimplification of the…

comment by bastijn · 2016-08-28 · in Why bad scientific code beats code following “best practices” (2014)

As a counterexample to the theory that incomprehensibility equals superiority, fizzbuzz java https://www.rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz/Java vs fizzbuzz Enterprise java https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...…

comment by VLM · 2016-08-23 · in Contempt Culture (2015)

When you write of Microsoft Dynamics GP, this FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition repo comes to mind: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by jasonjei · 2016-06-01 · in The SalesForce Outage: A Nail In The Coffin For SaaS?

It's just a jape, not to be taken seriously, made in the great comic tradition of FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by bstrand · 2016-05-23 · in Fizz Buzz in Tensorflow

A few years back I worked on a project (by myself!) where I inherited an epic codebase that was basically the Enterprise Fizzbuzz application scaled up to ~30 person years of effort - it had tens of thousands of classes and a seeming…

comment by arethuza · 2016-05-19 · in Software Design Patterns Are Not Goals, They Are Tools

Hi, author here. > since it's so trivial that it leaves the "how does a 'real' compiler parse" question unanswered. I'm sure it is tempting to bake everything into this project. After implementing a "real" parser, you might want to…

comment by thejameskyle · 2016-04-01 · in Super Tiny Compiler

he may have meant this: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris... One just can't write this shit in Go. The language itself precludes it.

comment by shitgoose · 2016-03-29 · in Building Web Apps in Go

And for the Java/Enterprise equivalent: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by andrewstuart2 · 2016-03-28 · in Jezen/is-thirteen: Check if a number is equal to 13

Reminds me of Fizzbuzz enterprise edition: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by huskyr · 2016-03-24 · in Left-pad as a service

in Java you always have this.. Impl Impl Impl.. Impl everywhere. I feel it's being passed from a senior and a junior dev who interprets the "program to an interface" idiom. Its so annoying to follow a code that is deeply nested with calls…

comment by miralabs · 2016-02-13 · in AWS Java documentation is fucked

"I was amazed by the then patterns-obsessed ludicrous verbosity of Java projects. Programming for the sake of writing so much text to accomplish so little." Tell me you've seen this: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterp…

comment by ericfrederich · 2016-02-04 · in Ask HN: Why don't more web projects start with a JVM stack?

I took a look at the source, and this is some of the cleanest Java I've seen yet. Certainly nothing like https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by imbellish · 2016-01-10 · in ZipPy – a Python 3 implementation on the JVM

The EnterpriseQualityCoding version of FizzBuzz[0] is the ultimate (hilarious) version of this. Though, there is still some room for development of node, js, etc versions. [0] https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

comment by MAGZine · 2015-11-19 · in Oh, Go Ahead, Overthink FizzBuzz (2008)

Both your example and the Java one are not abstract enough (although the added string conversion is nice.) I was expecting more design patterns and layering for a truly enterprise-quality solution, like this:…

comment by userbinator · 2015-11-08 · in How to blink a light in 10 different programming languages

I think long names are relative. Jokes like these[1] don't come from a vacuum. I've seen serious code with sentence-long variable names before, and it does make it hard for me to read at a glance. [1] https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCod…

comment by imh · 2015-07-19 · in See what Hacker News looked like on the day you joined